No Daddy's In The Room, Please I'm sure you are mature enough to handle this. You probably caught your firstborn child in your rough, manly hands and then nuzzled him/her against your chiseled, manly chest while giving your gorgeous wife a postnatal foot massage. It's not you I'm worried about. Truth be told, I'd just be more comfortable if I [...] Continue Reading
Archives for July 2011
How to Make Red Salmon Caviar At Home {Video Tutorial}
My first recollection of caviar is dry heaving into the sink while dad held my hair. Rude shock doesn't even cover it. Not that the beluga was bad. It was quite tasty actually, but when you're eight and expecting grape jelly acceptance takes some time. First impressions can be hard to get past, but if you're not a huge fan this is a relationship [...] Continue Reading
Let Your Baby Eat Bugs! An Introduction to Baby’s First Foods
Did you know that the ACTUAL BIRTH EXPERIENCE can affect a child's cravings . . . for life? Sounds crazy, I know, but it's true! The sacred, life-changing, point-your-bum-at-your-mother-in-law-and-push experience is more than we could possibly have imagined. Here's why: As far as science knows, babies digestive tracts are sterile while [...] Continue Reading
How To Find A Holistic Dentist
An Embarrassing Confession So . . . I have been carrying a tube of fluoride in my diaper bag for three months now. Yep, I'm talking about the industrial waste product that prior to 1938 was used exclusively as rat poison. Despite what the well-meaning dentist said when he pushed it into my hand I KNOW it's toxic. But what am I gonna do . . . [...] Continue Reading
Can a Weston A. Price Diet Reverse Tooth Decay?
If you're new here you may have missed how I kissed toothpaste goodbye and watched two of Katie's cavities heal right before my eyes. Sadly, confidence in my cavity correcting superpowers has been waning lately. As I said back then, there was still a lot of healing to be done in her mouth. And as you can see in the picture below, that didn't [...] Continue Reading
Crispy Sour Cream & Onion Chips Made from Butternut Squash
I was eight when my dad leaned me over the kitchen sink for my first caviar tasting. Who does a caviar tasting over a sink, you ask? Parents who know their kids are going to spit it out, that's who. :) But our weekends were usually far from fancy. In fact, many evenings you'd find us in a field of fresh mown hay, shooting aluminum cans over the [...] Continue Reading